An overdue serving of TXOJ

Wow, it's been awhile TXOJ readers--mainly because after a semester of some severe procrastination finals came and I had to light a fire under my ass so the parentals would not choke a bitch. I'm sure many can relate.

Therefore, I give to all of you crossing your fingers and hoping you will be back next year on UT's campus...The Albino Squirrel! May he save all of our asses!

Also, The Albino Squirrel will hopefully bring luck to everyone who just graduated. Let's be real, you kids are the ones who need the real luck. From hear on out unfortunate people, every time you hear Kanye's "Welcome to the Good Life!" know that that D-I-V-A isn't talking about you. 

Texas '08, your expiration date for fun just expired. Best of luck rubbing elbows with the hobos on the drag making tie-dyed accessories...I'm sure it's just a temp job while you're "sending resumes out."