Friday, April 25, 2008

Chatting capability on FB = Me flunking out of UT.

Mark Zuckerberg, YOU WHORE.

Must you add the chatting capabilities?! Is this a conspiracy against AIM? Because, quite frankly, I'm not ready to let my screen name (Hollisterkisseybaby4u05) go.

Do you just want me to flunk out of college? Why do you have to put your voodoo on a site that I've already sold my soul to?! I'm talking when I meet Peter at the the pearly gates I'll be sporting a "Property of Facebook" on my chest like I'm fucking Hester Prim and it's the Scarlet Letter--or phrase. 

I only hope when I'm condemned to Hell they will be spinning Nelly's "Its gettin' hot in hurr" and have Dos Equis on tap.

Facebook, I hate you (but I love you).


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