Her best friend Lesley said, "Oh, she's just being Miley"

Miley Cyrus has come under scrutiny today for her Vanity Fair photo shoot with the famed Annie Leibovitz. The Disney tween is featured in the magazine with only a bed sheet covering her ta-tas, some serious sex hair, and eyes that tell you that this 15 year old just had the best sex of her life. The media, Disney, Vanity Fair, CNN (?), Christian groups, and the ladies on The View have gotten all hot and bothered by this photo shoot and have gotten their panties in a wad.

Disney, Miley, and her parents are now speaking out about the Vanity Fair spread and have stated that Miley was "manipulated" into taking the racy photos. However, before the uproar Miley expressed to Vanity Fair how pleased she was with the portraits:

"I think it's really artsy," she told the magazine at the time. "It wasn't in a skanky way. Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought that was really cool. That's what she wanted me to do, and you can't say no to Annie."

I love it. Artsy is the new skanky. 

What Miley doesn't know is that "Annie, took, like," inspiration from any 20 year old shacker taking part in the "Walk of Shame" across campus on Friday morning. All the components are there: smeared eyeliner, raw skin around the lips because the drunk you went home with thinks growing a goatee is cool, tassled hair, and the best part, the guys bed sheet you grabbed because the top you threw off in the heat of the moment is under his face and you dare not wake the guy you thought was Ryan Reynolds' twin--because without beer goggles he's just an overweight fratty with a shit load of chest hair that would make Chewbacca feel inferior.

I shudder from experience-- yet sadly I know my love for vodka will lead me again into this vicious cycle. Thus roommates, next time I come stumbling in and you cast your judging eyes in my direction I will declare "What? I was just artsy last night!"

Regardless of what Leibovitz inspiration was for this photo shoot... having a 15 year old dress in this manner is pretty holy-inappropriate. Bottom line the girl is 15. Her parents should have stepped up. They may be bitching now but from the looks of the Youtube video provided by Vanity Fair, Miley's dad Joe Simpson Billy Ray Cyrus was too busy coppin' a feel on his daughter to object.