MC Hammer's daughter goes to UT?!

What?! This is news to me! I was watching MTV's new horrendous reality show "Rock the Craddle" when they showed MC Hammer's daughter, A'Keiba Burrell. She's one of the only contestants on the show who has actual talent and not living vicariously through her dad's 1980's music videos. And the best part--she goes to UT. She's a junior! However, if I saw her on campus I would have thought she was a 40 year old theatre arts professor. no joke.

Burrell even has a facebook and seems pretty normal for a kid who had to experience watching her dad do the Hammer dance across the stage shirtless and with gold parachute pants. When your dad takes cues from Vanilla Ice on how to dress--I'm just going to take a wild guess and say such topics were brought up in later therapy sessions.

Good luck A'Keiba Burrell, TXOJ wishes you the best on the asshat MTV reality show. And if you do get booted off, least you have UT. Which I am completely pumped for her to be back on this campus! I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the day when I can run up and poke her and she'll respond "Can't touch this!" and I'll poke her again while quoting her father "I'm too legit to quit...hey!hey!"