Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Kanye West and his Ego are coming to Austin!


Welcome to the good life! Kanye West, N.E.R.D., Rihanna, and Lupe Fiasco will be in Austin April 30th and performing at the Frank Erwin center! Tickets are still available and they range anywhere from $45.00-$350.00.

This concert is going to be pretty mcsick...every act is UH-MAZING. And it better be, Kanye West is so hardcore he even broke off his engagement to his on and off and now ex fiance Alex Phifer for this glow in the dark tour.

Yea, that's right. I said glow in the dark. Start crackin' and freezin' your glow sticks people--it's going to be epidemic!

And Alex, you're better off girlfriend. Kanye may be a great artist but have you seen this kid when he doesn't win an award?

DRAMA.

Consider your life free of future tantrums, and him constantly reminding you in third person how lucky you are to be with him. I can only imagine this man demands an award every time he wakes up, has sex, takes a shit, etc. Oh, and don't forget you're no longer in a binding contract stating every one of your offspring (boy or girl) will be named Kanye I,II,III, and IV.

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