UT is hosting their first modeling competition May 5th where 26 finalist will be cat walking their 2% body fat selves in hopes of scoring $500 to aid their laxative funds.The winner will also receive a fashion spread in Study Breaks, a professional portfolio, and the much coveted title (is that really the word they should have used?) of Longhorn Model. So I guess this event is sorda serious. However, anything Study Breaks sponsors I can only muster the image of a girl with too much makeup in an orange thong bikini, cowboy hat, and straddling the steps in a Villas pool. Klassy with a "K."
Also, they're trying to sell this event like it's America's Next Top Model--Seriously? Why? I highly doubt Tyra Banks will be showing up and without her who is going to show these girls how to smile with their eyes?
And now for pure shits and giggles Tyra going crazy for Vaseline:
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